December 27, 2007

Global Warming: Liberal Columnist Weeps Tears of Joy as Conservatives Drown in Bitter Irony...

Oh my.
The good news is that global warming is a hoax. The bad news is that I don't think this guy was wildly separate from the ideals of his base when he wrote this. Granted, there are extremes on either side of the political fence, but the glee as this guy describes an apocalypse on conservative America is sick. Allahpundit at HotAir represented my thoughts very well:

What distinguishes this from normal left-wing quasi-religious maliciousness, like attributing Tony Snow’s cancer to some sort of karmic blowback from his work for Bush, is that it’s not content to have the heathens drowned or boiled, as a deranged Phelpsian Old Testament preacher might be. This turd’s actually gamed out a whole new political order premised upon liberals ruling over a disenfranchised, ghettoized conservative untermensch.

The writer of the post tops it off at the end where he announces that this catastrophe will bring about a new dawn for liberals, and a much needed chastising of nasty conservatives:
The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.

There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up again.

It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”

If anything its more likely that as a result of heavy-handed environmental activism we will eventually attempt to intercede on behalf of the planet and correct global warming. A nightmare scenario in my opinion, but certainly not one beyond the scope of liberal hubris. A pox on you Mr. and your cats.

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